EMERGENCY BIRTHDAY BACKUP
One kid short?
We’ve got extras.
Your nephew cancelled. The cake didn’t.
Find a little personality for your next family party.
Big personalities. Small attention spans.
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DavidProfessional cake inspector
StevenFurniture enthusiast
PARTY
READY**after a nap
〰READY**after a nap
CAKE TESTERS✳BALLOON CHASERS✳UNSOLICITED HONESTY✳JJ BACKUP DEPARTMENT✳
THE PARTY ROSTER
Small guests.
Very big personalities.
Choose your preferred level of chaos.
All come with opinions. None come with an off switch.
Prices in imaginary CAD / hour
THE PROCESS
Less paperwork.
More birthday.
Our rigorous screening process consists of asking
“Do you like cake?” and believing the answer.
- 01
Pick a personality
Read the reviews. Especially Steven’s.
- 02
Add to your imaginary party
No checkout. No payment. Just questionable judgment.
- 03
Tell JJ he has competition
Then enjoy the actual birthday with your actual family.
There’s always room
for one more slice.
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